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**Raheel** · #32 26-05-2010, 05:52 PM

Wakeel: Tum nay Police Officer ki hatheli per jalti howi Cigarette kion rakhi ?

Prisoner: Is nay kaha “Kaam kervana hay to pehlay Muthi Garam kero…

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New Style of Proposing:

Boy: Can I take a photo of you ?

Girl: But why ?

Boy: I would like to show my children, how their mom looked in her younger age.

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Akbar: Anaar Kali! Bata tujhay kiya chahiye ? Taaj ya Takht ?

Anaar Kali: Huzoor Wala! Mujhay na Taaj chahiye na Takht, bus ek UPS lagwa dain meherbani hogi.

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Why is a teacher status greater as compared to a mother ?

Because a mother can put only one child to sleep, but a lecturer can put the whole class to sheep.

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LOVE:

Is like an electronic product..
But
Made in China..

NO WARRANTY
NO GUARANTEE

Chalay to Chand tak..
Nahi to Shaam tak..

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Difference between Friend and Lover...

You can tell your friend “You are my best friend”
But
Do you have courage to tell your lover “You are my best lover”

TRYING IN INJURIOUS

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A FACT!

What is the heaviest burden of Life ?

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An empty Pocket..

(By William Kangla)

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Dada apnay Potay say: Baita! Tumharay teacher aa rahay hain tum kaheen chup jao..

Pota: Dada Jee! Pehlay ap kaheen chup jayen mainay ap kay INTIQAL ka bahana bana ker 2 haftay ki chutti lee thi…

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Teacher: Batao bachon jo galat kaam kertay hain wo kahan jatay hain ?

Student (Sharmatay howay): Miss wo Quaid e Azam ki Mazaar, Askari Park or Alladin Park jatay hain….

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Doctor: Ap ko thand lagti hay to ap kiya kertay hain ?

Memon: Main heater kay paas ja ker beth jata hoon..

Doctor: Agar phir bhi thand lagay to ?

Memon: To phir heater on ker daita hoon..

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Teacher: Africa main aisay sheher bhi hain jahan per Khanay Peenay ka kuch nahi, Bijli, Gas, Oil bhi nahi or pehen’nay ko kapray bhi nahi hain..

Papu: Miss! Kya wahan bhi PPP ki hukoomat hay ?

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Friend is one who advice you to study well..
But
Best friend is one who calls you from door of exam hall and say:
“Abay Top keray ga kiya ? Jaldi bahir aa teri wali ja rahi hay”

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Zindagi ka Asool:

Agar koi ap ko pathar maray to aap ka farz hay kay aap us per

“PHOOL PHAINKO”

Lekin yad rahay… Phool gamlay samait phainkna hay..

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Do lovers Park nain bethay chips kha rahay thay.. Ankhon main ankhain dalay..

Girl: (Sharma kay) Ap itnay ghor say kiya dekh rahay ho ?

Boy: Meri tarah thora thora ker kay kha na bhooki…

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