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**momna gull** · #41 09-01-2010, 01:25 PM

The secret of a happy married life.
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Oye,
hoye,
Sadqe jaun
shadi hui ni r secret janne ki itni bechaini

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A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got married?

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Select any 1 bird then

I will tell how intelligent you are.

Lion!

Tiger!

Cat!

Dog!

Horse!

Goat!

Monkey!

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Two Sardar stopped suddenly.

1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.

2nd Sardar: Mine too.

**.BZU.** · #42 12-01-2010, 02:14 AM

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

**momna gull** · #43 13-01-2010, 06:36 PM

Assalam-o-Alaikum!

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Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin. :-)

**.BZU.** · #44 16-01-2010, 12:46 AM

Wa laikum salam..
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Salam ka answer day ka hum nay bhi nekiyan kamani hain...

**Nadeem Iqbal** · #45 16-01-2010, 12:31 PM

A Great Japanese proverb
'A Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."

Its PAKISTANI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."'

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'Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne ateen.
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to sub larke 5 waqt k namazi hote.'

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'After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.'

**usman_latif_ch** · #46 20-01-2010, 02:20 PM

Kahan Ho Tum
Aaj KaL Kidhar
Hotay Ho

PehLay Tu Har
SaaL Aatay Thay

or

Aawaaz Detay
Thay

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Gram Aandaaaaaay..........

**momna gull** · #47 20-01-2010, 03:10 PM

Aik Pathan ka hath machine main aa kar kut gaya

Us kay dost afsoos karnay kay liyay aai aur kahnay lagay

Shukar karo kay tumhara seedha hath nahin kuta

Warna tum khana kis say khatay, hath kaisay milatay

Pathan: Yeh tum humaray dimagh ki daad do

Aaya to hamara seedha hath hi tha

Humnay khainch kar foron ulta hath dai diya!

**usman_latif_ch** · #48 22-01-2010, 07:54 PM

''1 best msg of my life''!!!
Jub kabhi tumhe apne rizq mein kami nazar aane lage to kuchh maal Allah ki rah mein de kar Allah k sath tijarat kar liya karo...!

**momna gull** · #49 25-01-2010, 03:30 PM

Height of Mess!!
You take blade and write your lover’s name on your arm.
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& make a spelling mistake!!..

**Muzammil** · #50 25-01-2010, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usman_latif_ch

Kahan Ho Tum
Aaj KaL Kidhar
Hotay Ho

PehLay Tu Har
SaaL Aatay Thay

or

Aawaaz Detay
Thay

(,")/"
/) /
["]/ \_
Gram Aandaaaaaay..........

Kanjooson ke yahan aisa hi hota hai agar anday loge nahi usse to fir kahin woh aane wala hai.. abhi do din pehle mujhe qurrat ki taraf se anday wale ki aawazien aa rahi thi.. dekho woh leti hai usse to uske ghar ke paas aa ker aawazien deta hai.. and tum kanjoos ho tumhare ghar ke paas nahi aata..