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Kuch Nazar Aaya.?

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PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos kia jata hai...!
payar bhary sms tu nazar aty hain na k wo bhi nahi...
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A girl tells her mom: "I want some fresh air, can i go for a walk ?

Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to leave you home by 9 pm.
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Agar koi tumhain kahay
“Oye INSAAN ban Jaao”
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Aik baar koshish Zaroor kar lena


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How can u fly very high speed than me?
Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how........
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Ek sardar kay ghar kay bahir name plate pay likha tha, Wife MSC and Husband FSC..

Ek admi nay poocha Sardar Jee ap ki wife ne kis subject main MSC kiya or ap kay FSC main kon kon say subject thay ?

Sardar : Subjectan da te menu nai pata, name plate da mutlub aha..
MSC (Mother of Seven Children)
FSC (Father of Seven Children)

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An idea can change your life, but a woman can change your Idea...

Moral: Always change woman to change Idea..

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Kisi ki shakal daikh kar us ka mazaq na urao.
Ho sakta hay kay us ki aap say ziyda GF hon!
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A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
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She was my mother!
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Husband to Wife: Aj tum nay yeh kesa khana banaya hay ? Bilkul Gobar jesa..

Wife: Ya Allah! is admi nay kiya kiya chakh rakha hay..

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Teacher to a student: Ap kay Abbu kiya kaam kertay hain ?

Student: Meray Abbu KFC kay owner hain!

Teacher: WOW thats nice, do you know the meaning of KFC ?

Stucent: "KAKA FRUIT CHAT"


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Ek sharabi bus main sawar howa, to seat per bethay howay ek Molvi Sahab nay kaha: Tum jis rastay per ho woh JAHANUM ki taraf jata hay!

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1 Memon rastay main ja raha tha kay 1 Chor us kay haath say 10 ka note le ker bhaga...

Memon us Chor kay peechay peechay bhaga, 2 Miles tak peecha kernay kay baad bhi jab Chor hath na laga to bola : Ay Allah! is ka sawab Abba Marhoom ko pohoncha...
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