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**.BZU.** · #1 03-03-2009, 05:27 PM

Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Hello friends.
Kiyon na aik new thread start kia ja ay.
Jis main sab friends apnay favorite funny SMS share karain gay..

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Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant le aa”
Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi”
Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ”
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?
Ek ladki jo pyar de,
Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare,
Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p

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Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p

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Manu JI,
That was good.Bohot achha likha hai aapnai.Aasha hai aap yun hi likhtai rahengai.
Take Care,
Kavita

"Kavita"...bas ek kavita.
Toota hua dil aur hoton pai hassi.

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Pyaar wo nahi tha jo kisi nai kiya
Pyaar woh hai jo koi nibha raha hai.

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Maana ki woh log badnaseeb hotai hai
Jinhai pyaar milta to hai
par woh usai paichaan nahi paatai
par woh log aur bhi badnaseeb hotai hai jinhai pyaar milta hai,woh usai paichaaan bhi jaatai hai par paa nahi saktai.

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Its better to have loved and lost
then to have ever loved before
so what if the heart breaks
at least you will know LOVE.
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**usman_latif_ch** · #2 04-03-2009, 08:17 AM

Andheri rat thi

Ghr pe koi na tha

Achanak awaz i

Me dar k uth gya

Ghari dekhi to rat k 3 baj rahe the

Mene lite jalai to lite gai hoi thi

Phr mene lalten pakri or drta drta darwaze par gya

or pocha kon h?
Par awaz na i

phr pocha to buht zor se garajte hoi bhyanuk awaz i k me hon..

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**muzammal** · #3 16-06-2009, 07:41 PM

1.Live 2 relax.
2.Love ur bed, its ur temple.
3.Relax in da day, so dat u can sleep at nite.
4.Work is holy, so dnt touch it.
5.Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do da day aftr.
6.Work litle as pssible.Let others do wht needs 2 b done.
7.Dnt worry, nobody died doin nothin, but u cud get hurt at work.
8.If [...]

**Muzammil** · #4 17-06-2009, 06:08 AM

**usman_latif_ch** · #5 17-06-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emsplanet

spamming by your real name as a user name.....

**momna gull** · #6 19-06-2009, 09:51 AM

GIRL (IN A PARTY)
EXCUSE ME
KIA AAP MERE CHEHRE SE AIK CHEEZ HATA SAKTE HAIN

BOY (KHUSH HO K )
HAN HAN BOLO KIA

GIRL
APNI MANHOOS NAZRAIN

**.BZU.** · #7 22-06-2009, 01:25 AM

Latest Shaytaan ki 4 neshanian.

Haath main mobile hoga
Angotha button par hoga
SMS parh kar hansay ga
Phir sochay ga kis ko forward karon.

**usman_latif_ch** · #8 31-10-2009, 05:23 PM

Apni SOCH Achi rakhen

Agr apko zamin se 1OO rupy milen to kbi apni niyat khrb mt krna Balky masjid

k pas wali shop se mre num pr
EASY LOAD
krwa dena

0k?

**.BZU.** · #9 04-11-2009, 05:06 AM

Phone kay rishtay bhi ajeeb hotay hain...
balance rakh kar bhi loog ghareeb hotay hain

Khud Message karnay ki hotti nahi tofeeq jinko
Muft message parhnay kay kitne shokeen hote hain...

**.BZU.** · #10 20-11-2009, 10:19 PM

Dunia main kabhi kisi achay insan ki talash main mat nikalna

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Main ghar main hei hon ajkal...