Hello friends.
Kiyon na aik new thread start kia ja ay.
Jis main sab friends apnay favorite funny SMS share karain gay..


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Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant le aa”
Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi”
Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ”
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.


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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?
Ek ladki jo pyar de,
Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare,
Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p


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Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p


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Manu JI,
That was good.Bohot achha likha hai aapnai.Aasha hai aap yun hi likhtai rahengai.
Take Care,
Kavita


"Kavita"...bas ek kavita.
Toota hua dil aur hoton pai hassi.

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Pyaar wo nahi tha jo kisi nai kiya
Pyaar woh hai jo koi nibha raha hai.

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Maana ki woh log badnaseeb hotai hai
Jinhai pyaar milta to hai
par woh usai paichaan nahi paatai
par woh log aur bhi badnaseeb hotai hai jinhai pyaar milta hai,woh usai paichaaan bhi jaatai hai par paa nahi saktai.

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Its better to have loved and lost
then to have ever loved before
so what if the heart breaks
at least you will know LOVE.
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