The secret of a happy married life.
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Oye,
hoye,
Sadqe jaun
shadi hui ni r secret janne ki itni bechaini

---------- Post added at 02:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:18 PM ----------

A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got married?

---------- Post added at 02:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:21 PM ----------

Select any 1 bird then

I will tell how intelligent you are.


Lion!


Tiger!


Cat!


Dog!


Horse!


Goat!


Monkey!

---------- Post added at 02:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:22 PM ----------

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.

1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.

2nd Sardar: Mine too.

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