 Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...
Examiner: Why are you under tension did you forget your Admit Card or Calculator ?
Student: No Sir! By mistake I brought tomorrow exam’s pharray today…
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Please yeh message itna phailao kay meray Baitay tak pohonch jaye..
Yes ek Maa ki request hay!
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“Raju Baita! Nihari kay saath 2 Nan bhi laitay ana”
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There is nothing greater than Parents in this World...
So go get married fast and become Parents...
(Thing different, Do different)
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Wife (Kitchen say): Ajee suntay ho! Main aj kal bohut Khoobsurat hoti ja rahi hoon..
Husband: Tumhay kis nay kaha ?
Wife: Meri khoobsurti dekh ker Rotiyan bhi jalnay lagi hain…
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Boy: Why did Ghandi Jee have no hair on his head ?
Teacher: It’s a sign of intelligence.
Boy: O I see! Now I understand why girls have so long hair..
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Master (Bachon ko parhatay howay): Dekho bachon! Yeh “M” hay, M say mother banta hay, Jaisay Sheeday ki Maa…
Doosray din Master nay Blackboard per “W” likh ker poocha: Batao yeh kiya hay ?
1 bachay nay jawab diya: Sir! Hay to yeh Sheeday ki Maa magar ap nay isay ulta ker diya hay…
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Ek Film Actress apnay Father ki death kay baad Ro Ro ker behaal ho gayee..
Taziyat kay liye anay walay Producer nay dilasa detay howay kaha: Sabar kero Bibi! Dekho tum nay apni kiya halat ker di hay…
Film Actress: Sir! Yeh to kuch bhi nahi hay, ap us waqt meri performance dekhtay jis waqt Janaza uth raha tha…
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Teacher nay ek bachay ki Maa ko note likha: “Isay Nehla ker bheja kerain”
Bachay ki Maa nay Note parh ker peechay reply kiya: “Ap bachay ko parhaya kerain Soongha na kerain”
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Teacher: What’s your father do ?
Sardar: I.C.S in Summer and P.C.S in Winter.
Teacher: Kiya Matlub ?
Sardar: Ice Cream Sale in Summer and Pakoray Chips Sale in Winter.
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Wife: Sirf meray liye he Pan kion lay rahay ho ? Apnay liye bhi Lo…
Husband: Main bina Pan khaye bhi Chup reh sakta hoon… :D
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Question: The most Laziest person of the World ?
Answer: The one who invented SNOOZE option in the Alarm…
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After having a tough day, Mary complained to her brother , “Nobody loves me! “Whole World hates me”
Her brother, occupied playing a game , hardly looks at her and passes this encouraging comment, “That’s not true Mary, some people don’t even know you”
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Most people have 5 Senses, some have 6 Senses…
But a genius like you is blessed with 7, an extra sense is “NON SENSE”
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Class Teacher nay Students ko “MY CLASS TEACHER” per 10 lines likhnay ko kaha…
Thori dair baad ek bachay nay uth ker poocha: Sir! THARKI ko English main kiya kehtay hain ?
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“Damn True”
Just when we sit down to study, everything else on earth gets so interested..
Even just starring at the Wall…
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Difference between Horror & Beautiful:
A beautiful night is when you hug your Teddy Bear and Sleep….
But Horror is when it hugs you back…
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Zindagi ki Qeemat ka andaza NOUT kay baad he hota hay..
For Example:
Zinda Chicken: 150/= Rupees
Chiken Tandoori: 520/= Rupees
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When I was a child, so many girls wanted to kiss me, I allowed them,
But now I wanted to kiss so many girls, they don’t allow me to kiss..
Moral:
Girls are Selfish…
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Agar ap kay pass BELT na ho aur ap ki PENT dheeli ho, to usay girnay say bachanay ka sab say asaan tareeqa yeh hay kay..
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Pent kay upper underwear pehen lo..
(William Superman)
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An Old Lady gave the bus driver Peanuts to eat… that’s happened for several times….
The driver said: Why have you given me such wonderful peanuts to eat ? why don’t you eat them yourself ?
Old Lady replied: I don’t have teeth to munch them…
Bus Driver: Then why you bought them ?
Old Lady: I just love the chocolate around them..
YUCKK
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