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Kabhi Kabhi main sochta hoon, mainay zindagi main kiya kamaya ?
Paisa ?
No,
Name ?
No,
Shohrat ?
No,
But ek cheez friendz.. Woh bhi ek say barh ker ek "DRAMAYBAZ"..
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Husband: Begum! kiya khana abhi tayar nahi howa ?
Begum: Nahi bus thori dair baqi hay..
Husband: Theek hay main bahir say kha leta hoon.
Wife: Bus 5 min ruk jayen..
Husband: 5 min main khana tayar ho jayega ?
Wife: Nahi main tayar ho jaongi..
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Boy was following a girl..
Girl: Why are you following me ?
Boy: You are very pretty and i think i am in love with you..
Girl: But you have not met my friend yet.. she is prettier than me and is right behind you..
Boy looks there is no one...
Girl: If you really loved me you would not have looked behind..
Moral:
True Love is rare... Respect it when you get it!
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2 Bachon ki maa teesri dafa shadi ker rahi thi..
Nikkah kay waqt chota bacha ronay laga..
Maa usay chup keratay howay: Chup ho jao werna agli dafa sath nahi laungi..
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Girl: Papa ek larka mujhay bar bar I Love You kehta hay.. Kiya kerun ?
Father: Baiti! us say shadi ker lo, zindagi main agar doobara bol de to mera nam badal lena..
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Bacha (Dukandar say): Uncle ap kay pass Safeguard Sabun hay ?
Dukandar: Han hay..
Bacha: Hath dho ker 1 rupee wali QULFI dena..
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Ek shadi main Dulhun ka pehla Mangaitar bhi saj dhaj kay aya howa tha..
Kisi nay poocha kay kiya ap doolha hain ?
Us nay jawab diya: Jee Nahi! main SEMI FINAL main har gaya tha..
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