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**Raheel** · #1 07-05-2010, 08:17 PM

If you find a friend better than me,

Go Ahead,

I will not stop you,

But..

If that friend leaves you,

Look behind i will be there 2 say..

"HOGAYEE IZZAT"

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Dr: Mareez ki naak main ungli daal ker betha tha..

Kisi nay poocha yeh kiya ker rahay hain.

Dr: Mareez ko Ulti kerwa raha hoon.

Magar Kesay ?

Dr: Ab yeh ungli is kay moun main daloonga.

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Interesting fact of Life...

The Longest minutes in the World are the last 5 minutes of a LECTURE,

While the shortest 5 minutes are the last 5 minutes of Exams..

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Ek sacha Waqiya....

Jisay sun ker insan ki rooh kaanp uthay!
Magar zalimo kay hath tak na kaanpay!

Lahore main 3 saal ki masoom bachi, Jisay abhi tak theek say bolna bhi nahi ata tha, Jo din us kay khailnay koodnay kay thay,

Us kay Baap or Zaalim chacha nay zaberdasti paker ker..

SCHOOL BHEJ DIYA...