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**Raheel** · #1 22-03-2010, 04:50 PM

Trick to Richness

If your mother is a poor woman,
it is your fate but,
if your mother-in-law is a poor woman,
it's your stupidity.

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A patient told Doctor that the Surgery he suggested was too expensive and he could not afford it.

The greedy Doctor offered the help, "In that case sir the best I would do is just touch-up your x-ray films and save you money".

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A student pilot got lost during a solo cross-country flight for last two hours.

While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, Air Terminal operator asked, "What was your last known position?"

Pilot Student: "When I was on ground ready to takeoff."

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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde... "They're watch dogs!"

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Duniya ki sab say taqatwar cheez hay AAG, jo LOHAY ko bhi phigla daiti hay,
AAG say taqatwar cheez hay PANI, jo AAG ko bhi bhuja daita hay,
PANI say taqatwar cheez hay INSAN, jo PANI ko bhi pee jata hay,
INSAN say taqatwar hain BALAYAIN, jo INSAN ko bhi nuqsan pohoncha daiti hain,
BALAON say taqatwar hay SADQA, jo BALAON ko taal daita hay,
Aur
SADQAY say taqatwar hay MR. KHAPAY jo SADQA bhi kha jata hay..

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Doctor: Jab ap ko pata tha kay ap kay moun main chipkali ja rahi hay to ap nay kuch kiya kion nahi ?

Patient: Pehaly Cockroach gaya tha, main samjha yeh usay paker ker aa jayegi..

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JOKE OF THE CENTURY..

Once upon a time, there was a country, who claimed to be a Nuclear Power..

But..

Didn't have Electric Power..

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Father to his Son: This year you must get 80% Marks..

Son: You don't worry, i will get 90% Marks..

Father: Mazaq mat kero..

Son: Shroo kis nay kiya..

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Teacher: Batao koun sa parinda sab say taiz urta hay ?

Student: Hathi Sir,

Teacher: Nalaiq, Gadhay kiya kertay hain tumharay ABBA ?

Student: MQM Sector Incharge hain..

Teacher: Shabash baita, hathi is the right answer

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Faqeer: Allah kay nam per kuch day do ?

Sardar: 100 Rs dikhatay howay bola 50 rupees hain tumharay pass..

Faqeer: (Khush ho ker) jee haan sahib hain..

Sardar: To pehlay woh kharch kero..

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Doctor: Dawa hila ker peetay ho na ?

Patient: Nahi

Doctor: Kion ?

Patient: Wo G, hilanay say dawayee chamach say gir jati hay, phir zameen say chatni perti hay..

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(Boy and Girl on date) Girl: Kiya shadi kay baad bhi hum aisay he khana khanay aya kerengay ?

Boy: Han agar tumharay Husband ko koi Aitraaz na ho to..