19-03-2010, 03:09 PM
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I studied but never topped, today toppers of the best universities are my Employees...
(Bill Gates)
Neither i topped, nor i study, but today i am President...
(Professor Khapay)
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Jo mard hamaisha hansta rehta hay, us mard ko Urdu main HUSMUKH kehtay hain..
Or jis ka hansna bilkul band ho jaye, usay HUSBAND kehtay hain..
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Wife: The beggar who came yesterday is very bad..
Husband: Why ?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday, and today he gifted me a book "HOW TO COOK"
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Doctor to Patient: Ap ka or apki wife ka blood group ek he hay..
Patient: Wo to hoga he, pichlay 19 salon say mera khoon jo pee rahi hay..
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Boy to Girl: Tumhari age kiya hay ?
Girl: 16 years..
Boy: Tum nay 5 saal pehlay bhi yahi batayee thi.. 
Girl: Dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain..
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