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Newton's Sixth law of KAMINAPUN..
Every KAMINA continues to do KAMINAPUN unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200 m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This forced is called BE-IZZATI which is directly propotional to SHARMINDGI, but BE-GHAIRTI remains constant..
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Ek admi ki shadi howi, us nay dost say mashwara liya kay woh kis tarah say apni Bivi ka dil jeet sakta hay ?
Friend: Tum jab us kay pass jao to moun main cigratte laga ker jana or ek lamba kash le ker dhunwa us kay moun per chor ker kehna, Darling! agar tum kaho to tumharay liye main yeh cigratte bhi chor sakta hoon.
Us nay aisay he kiya jesay dost nay bataya tha!..
Ye sun ker us ki Bivi boli: Agar GOLD LEAF hay tay ek suta menu v lawa..
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Embarrassing Situation..
A very Shy Young Man goes into the hotel, and sees a beautiful lady siting alone, after an hour he gather enough courage to go and ask her: "Excuse me! would you mind if i sit here besides you ?
Lady responds in a loud voice: "No i don't want to spend night with you"
Every one in hotel turns to stare at them, young man surprised, shocked, em brassed and goes back to his table..
After few minutes lady walks over to him smiles apologizes and says: "I am a graduate student is psychology and i am studying how people respond to embarrassing situations"
Young Man responds loudly: What do you mean 10,000 for one night thats too much...
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Wife to Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE ?
Husband: Yes, Without Information Fighting Everytime..
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Ek larka thokar lagnay say ek Gadhay kay pairon per ja gira.. Ek larki jo pass say guzar rahi thi us nay usay dekh ker kaha: Kiya baray bhaya kay pair choo rahay ho ?
Larka: G Bhabhi.
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