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17-03-2010, 01:47 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Load Shading ki Fazilat..
Generator, UPS & Candle ka karobar kernay walon ki amdani main izafa,
Mobile Charge na honay say balance ki bachat,
TV na dekhnay say gunhahon main kami,
Sab'r kernay say JANNAT main janay kay ziada imkanat,
Light jab aye to shuker kernay say Allah kay shukerguzar bandon main shamooliat..
SO
"HAPPY LOAD SHADING" |
17-03-2010, 02:03 PM
| | Moderator | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Karachi
Posts: 1,015
Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 2 Nalaiq Student Exam k baad
1st:
Yar Paper Konsa Tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st
Matlab tu Paper Ker k Aya hai
2nd
Nahi yar Sath wali ladki k Pass Calculator dekha tha
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17-03-2010, 02:03 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Friends in the heart are Worst Residents!.
1. They Capture Heart... (Qabza Group)
2. They pay no rent.. (Muft Khoray)
3. They did not vacate easily.. (Dheet)
4. When they leave the place, its broken.. (Dehshat Gardi)
But still we can't live without our friends..
Dedicated to all my Terrorist Friends... |
17-03-2010, 03:20 PM
| | Moderator | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Karachi
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Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
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19-03-2010, 01:03 PM
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Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Kash koi ?exam result? ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete?
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qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
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19-03-2010, 03:09 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I studied but never topped, today toppers of the best universities are my Employees...
(Bill Gates)
Neither i topped, nor i study, but today i am President...
(Professor Khapay) ---------- Post added at 03:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:59 PM ---------- Jo mard hamaisha hansta rehta hay, us mard ko Urdu main HUSMUKH kehtay hain..
Or jis ka hansna bilkul band ho jaye, usay HUSBAND kehtay hain.. ---------- Post added at 03:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:05 PM ---------- Wife: The beggar who came yesterday is very bad..
Husband: Why ?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday, and today he gifted me a book "HOW TO COOK" ---------- Post added at 03:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:07 PM ---------- Doctor to Patient: Ap ka or apki wife ka blood group ek he hay..
Patient: Wo to hoga he, pichlay 19 salon say mera khoon jo pee rahi hay.. ---------- Post added at 03:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:08 PM ---------- Boy to Girl: Tumhari age kiya hay ?
Girl: 16 years..
Boy: Tum nay 5 saal pehlay bhi yahi batayee thi..
Girl: Dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain..
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22-03-2010, 04:50 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Trick to Richness
If your mother is a poor woman,
it is your fate but,
if your mother-in-law is a poor woman,
it's your stupidity. ---------- Post added at 04:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:15 PM ---------- A patient told Doctor that the Surgery he suggested was too expensive and he could not afford it.
The greedy Doctor offered the help, "In that case sir the best I would do is just touch-up your x-ray films and save you money". ---------- Post added at 04:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:16 PM ---------- A student pilot got lost during a solo cross-country flight for last two hours.
While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, Air Terminal operator asked, "What was your last known position?"
Pilot Student: "When I was on ground ready to takeoff." ---------- Post added at 04:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:17 PM ---------- A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde... "They're watch dogs!" ---------- Post added at 04:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:23 PM ---------- Duniya ki sab say taqatwar cheez hay AAG, jo LOHAY ko bhi phigla daiti hay,
AAG say taqatwar cheez hay PANI, jo AAG ko bhi bhuja daita hay,
PANI say taqatwar cheez hay INSAN, jo PANI ko bhi pee jata hay,
INSAN say taqatwar hain BALAYAIN, jo INSAN ko bhi nuqsan pohoncha daiti hain,
BALAON say taqatwar hay SADQA, jo BALAON ko taal daita hay,
Aur
SADQAY say taqatwar hay MR. KHAPAY jo SADQA bhi kha jata hay.. ---------- Post added at 04:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:30 PM ---------- Doctor: Jab ap ko pata tha kay ap kay moun main chipkali ja rahi hay to ap nay kuch kiya kion nahi ?
Patient: Pehaly Cockroach gaya tha, main samjha yeh usay paker ker aa jayegi.. ---------- Post added at 04:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:32 PM ---------- JOKE OF THE CENTURY..
Once upon a time, there was a country, who claimed to be a Nuclear Power..
But..
Didn't have Electric Power.. ---------- Post added at 04:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:33 PM ---------- Father to his Son: This year you must get 80% Marks..
Son: You don't worry, i will get 90% Marks..
Father: Mazaq mat kero..
Son: Shroo kis nay kiya.. ---------- Post added at 04:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:35 PM ---------- Teacher: Batao koun sa parinda sab say taiz urta hay ?
Student: Hathi Sir,
Teacher: Nalaiq, Gadhay kiya kertay hain tumharay ABBA ?
Student: MQM Sector Incharge hain..
Teacher: Shabash baita, hathi is the right answer ---------- Post added at 04:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:37 PM ---------- Faqeer: Allah kay nam per kuch day do ?
Sardar: 100 Rs dikhatay howay bola 50 rupees hain tumharay pass..
Faqeer: (Khush ho ker) jee haan sahib hain..
Sardar: To pehlay woh kharch kero.. ---------- Post added at 04:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:45 PM ---------- Doctor: Dawa hila ker peetay ho na ?
Patient: Nahi
Doctor: Kion ?
Patient: Wo G, hilanay say dawayee chamach say gir jati hay, phir zameen say chatni perti hay.. ---------- Post added at 04:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:46 PM ---------- (Boy and Girl on date) Girl: Kiya shadi kay baad bhi hum aisay he khana khanay aya kerengay ?
Boy: Han agar tumharay Husband ko koi Aitraaz na ho to..
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24-03-2010, 03:06 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"
"I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home, I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package, but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was in all morning! He never heard a thing!"
After apologizing, I got her parcel.
"Oh good!" she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages!"
"What is it?" I asked.
"My husband's new hearing aid."
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24-03-2010, 03:30 PM
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Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pathan: Doctor Sahib chashma lga k hum Akhbar parh sake ga na?
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Doctor: Haan, bilkul...!
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Pathan: Phir theek hy.
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Warna un-parh ki zindgi b koi zindgi hy
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24-03-2010, 04:57 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Newton's Sixth law of KAMINAPUN..
Every KAMINA continues to do KAMINAPUN unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200 m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This forced is called BE-IZZATI which is directly propotional to SHARMINDGI, but BE-GHAIRTI remains constant.. ---------- Post added at 04:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:29 PM ---------- Ek admi ki shadi howi, us nay dost say mashwara liya kay woh kis tarah say apni Bivi ka dil jeet sakta hay ?
Friend: Tum jab us kay pass jao to moun main cigratte laga ker jana or ek lamba kash le ker dhunwa us kay moun per chor ker kehna, Darling! agar tum kaho to tumharay liye main yeh cigratte bhi chor sakta hoon.
Us nay aisay he kiya jesay dost nay bataya tha!..
Ye sun ker us ki Bivi boli: Agar GOLD LEAF hay tay ek suta menu v lawa.. ---------- Post added at 04:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:32 PM ---------- Embarrassing Situation..
A very Shy Young Man goes into the hotel, and sees a beautiful lady siting alone, after an hour he gather enough courage to go and ask her: "Excuse me! would you mind if i sit here besides you ?
Lady responds in a loud voice: "No i don't want to spend night with you"
Every one in hotel turns to stare at them, young man surprised, shocked, em brassed and goes back to his table..
After few minutes lady walks over to him smiles apologizes and says: "I am a graduate student is psychology and i am studying how people respond to embarrassing situations"
Young Man responds loudly: What do you mean 10,000 for one night thats too much... ---------- Post added at 04:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:51 PM ---------- Wife to Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE ?
Husband: Yes, Without Information Fighting Everytime.. ---------- Post added at 04:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:52 PM ---------- Ek larka thokar lagnay say ek Gadhay kay pairon per ja gira.. Ek larki jo pass say guzar rahi thi us nay usay dekh ker kaha: Kiya baray bhaya kay pair choo rahay ho ?
Larka: G Bhabhi.
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