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**nayab** · #1 27-12-2009, 04:06 PM

Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:

‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai

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PATHAN: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe le gya.

Man: Jhot bolti hy, 1900 the maine khud gine the.

PATHAN: Yaar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

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Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di

Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?

Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.

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Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?

Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)

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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.