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**Raheel** · #31 15-12-2009, 07:10 PM

Father: Itnay kum Marks........? 2 Thaper laganay chahiyen!...

Son: Han Papa! Mainay to us Master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay sath chalengay..

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Ek Kashti toofan main phans gayee...

Captain: Kisi ko toofan say bachnay ki dua yaad hay?

Ek Molvi Sahab: Jee Han! mujhay yaad hay...

Captain: Theek hay! tum dua mango hamaray pass ek Life Jacket kum hay..

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HIGH CLASS INSULT..

Boy to Girl: Apnay baal to dekho aisa lagta hay jaisay Grass ughi howi ho..

Girl: Main isi liye itni dair say soch rahi thi kay meray pass GADHA kion khara hay..

**momna gull** · #32 19-12-2009, 11:31 AM

Pathan ki flight mai tabiyet kharab ho gai to air hostess ne pucha
'' R U Suffering from Fever "
Pathan. " NO I m Gulkhan SUFFERING From Karachi To Peshawar "

**Muzammil** · #33 19-12-2009, 05:02 PM

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You.

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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge......?
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

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On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population

But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

**momna gull** · #34 19-12-2009, 05:54 PM

to or kia ab banda apnay birth day waley din bhi parhay

Quote:

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

**momna gull** · #35 22-12-2009, 12:16 AM

“OYE”
Message Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
M
MA
MAA
MAAA
MAARZI Bhai !
Naa Bhej
Koi zabardsti thori ha

**momna gull** · #36 24-12-2009, 03:45 PM

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

**nayab** · #37 27-12-2009, 04:06 PM

Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:

‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai

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PATHAN: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe le gya.

Man: Jhot bolti hy, 1900 the maine khud gine the.

PATHAN: Yaar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

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Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di

Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?

Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.

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Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?

Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)

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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

**Raheel** · #38 30-12-2009, 05:09 PM

EK sahab nay ek deevar tameer ki, kisi nay mashwara diya kay kuch aisa kero kay deevar purani lagay,

Us admi nay baray alfazon main deevar per likh diya, "Hum Quaid-e-Azam Sahab ka Walihana Istaqbal kertay hain"..

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Woh choom lain ek bar to neend nahi ati hay,
Unki awaz suntay suntay raat beet jati hay,
Isi liye kehtay hain k kabhi risk na uthao,
MORTEIN JALAO OR MACHAR BHAGAO..

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A Man goes to a Library and asks for a book, "Psycho The Rapist"...

Librarian searches for a long and when comes back he slaps him and says, "PSYCHOTHERAPIST' HAY SALAY"

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To be a "Good Professional" always start to study late for 'Exams' because it teacher how to manage "Time and Tackle Emergencies"..

Back Benchers Association

**.BZU.** · #39 31-12-2009, 10:53 PM

Saal Ki Last Raat Chal Raha Hai.

Agar Maine Aapko Koi Dukh Diya ho,
Ya Meri Wajah se Aapko koi Taklef hui ho,

To Zara Sochiye.

Pehle Aapne hi koi Panga Kya Hoga,

Warna Aisa to ho hi Nahi Sakta K Meri Jaise.

Shareef
Samajhdar
Educated
Baa Ikhlaq Banda Aapko Kuch Kahey.

Behtar hai Aap Mujhse Muafi Maang Len.

Dil Ka Main Bohot Great Hon Shayed Muaf kar don.

Batana Mera Farz Tha Baqi Aapki Marzi.

THANKYOU

**Raheel** · #40 08-01-2010, 05:42 PM

"Kisi ki taraf Dosti ka hath itni jaldi na bharhao,

Ho sakta hay us nay Washroom say nikal ker haath na dhoay hoon..

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