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Old 30-12-2009, 05:09 PM
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EK sahab nay ek deevar tameer ki, kisi nay mashwara diya kay kuch aisa kero kay deevar purani lagay,


Us admi nay baray alfazon main deevar per likh diya, "Hum Quaid-e-Azam Sahab ka Walihana Istaqbal kertay hain"..

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Woh choom lain ek bar to neend nahi ati hay,
Unki awaz suntay suntay raat beet jati hay,
Isi liye kehtay hain k kabhi risk na uthao,
MORTEIN JALAO OR MACHAR BHAGAO..


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A Man goes to a Library and asks for a book, "Psycho The Rapist"...

Librarian searches for a long and when comes back he slaps him and says, "PSYCHOTHERAPIST' HAY SALAY"

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To be a "Good Professional" always start to study late for 'Exams' because it teacher how to manage "Time and Tackle Emergencies"..

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