 Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...
Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:
‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai
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PATHAN: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe le gya.
Man: Jhot bolti hy, 1900 the maine khud gine the.
PATHAN: Yaar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
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Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?
Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di
Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?
Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.
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Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?
Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)
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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
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