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**Raheel** · #11 21-11-2009, 03:12 PM

Shadi k aglay din saas apni nayi nawaili Bahu say : Aj se tum muje MAA or apnay sasur ko PAPA kehna.

Bahu : Jee samajh gayee.

Sham ko jab husband ghar per aya to Bahu apni saas se boli : MAA! Bhaya aa gaye hain..

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Every woman needs a husband desperately,
Because every day and every minute something goes wrong,
Which she can not blame on the government

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Teacher nay smoking ka nuqsan batatay howay 1 germ ko smoke main dala to woh germ mar gaya.

Teacher : Bachon ap ne is se kiya seekha.

Student : Smoking kernay se pait k keeray mar jatay hain.

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Ek shukhs ne apni ek tasveer apni ami ko send kerne k liye khinchwayee to tasveer k background me ek GADHA bhi aa gaya galati se...

Us nay apni maa ko tasveer bhejtay howay us k peechay likha.

MAA! Seedhay haath wala main hun.

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Shadi ki 20th anniversary per husband dining table per betha howa gehri soch main hota hay, itnay main wife aa ker poochti hay app kiya soch rahay hain.

Husband : Tumhay yaad hay jab tumharay Abbu ne hamain date per pakra tha..

Wife : (Khushi se) han dear muje sab yaad hay..

Husband : Phir unho nay mujse gun point per kaha tha agar tum nay meri daughter se shadi nahi ki or fraud kernay ki koshish ki to tumhay 20 saal k liye jail main bhijwa dunga..

Wife : (smiles) yes dear muje yaad hay..

Husband : AAAAHHH ! Aj meri azadi ka din hota...

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As per research

Ciggrate ap ki zindagi k 8 minute kam ker daita hay,

Or

Ek bar muskurana ap ki zindagi ko 10 minute bhara deta hay,

Moral : HANSTAY JAO TAY PEETAY JAO...