21-11-2009, 03:12 PM
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Shadi k aglay din saas apni nayi nawaili Bahu say : Aj se tum muje MAA or apnay sasur ko PAPA kehna. Bahu : Jee samajh gayee. Sham ko jab husband ghar per aya to Bahu apni saas se boli : MAA! Bhaya aa gaye hain..
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Every woman needs a husband desperately, Because every day and every minute something goes wrong, Which she can not blame on the government 
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Teacher nay smoking ka nuqsan batatay howay 1 germ ko smoke main dala to woh germ mar gaya. Teacher : Bachon ap ne is se kiya seekha. Student : Smoking kernay se pait k keeray mar jatay hain.
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Ek shukhs ne apni ek tasveer apni ami ko send kerne k liye khinchwayee to tasveer k background me ek GADHA bhi aa gaya galati se... Us nay apni maa ko tasveer bhejtay howay us k peechay likha. MAA! Seedhay haath wala main hun.
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Shadi ki 20th anniversary per husband dining table per betha howa gehri soch main hota hay, itnay main wife aa ker poochti hay app kiya soch rahay hain. Husband : Tumhay yaad hay jab tumharay Abbu ne hamain date per pakra tha.. Wife : (Khushi se) han dear muje sab yaad hay.. Husband : Phir unho nay mujse gun point per kaha tha agar tum nay meri daughter se shadi nahi ki or fraud kernay ki koshish ki to tumhay 20 saal k liye jail main bhijwa dunga.. Wife : (smiles) yes dear muje yaad hay.. Husband : AAAAHHH ! Aj meri azadi ka din hota...
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As per research Ciggrate ap ki zindagi k 8 minute kam ker daita hay, Or Ek bar muskurana ap ki zindagi ko 10 minute bhara deta hay, Moral : HANSTAY JAO TAY PEETAY JAO...  |