25-11-2009, 02:25 PM
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Reporter Zakhmi say: Jab Bomb gira to kiya woh ek dum say phata ? Zakhmi (Ghusay say) : Nahi woh raingta howa meray qareeb aya, or nihayat Adab say, Pyar say, Dheeray say, Sharma ker Arz kiya... Huzoor! THAAAAA 
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Churi ko ker taiz itna kay har takbeer say pehlay, Bakra churi say khud poochay bata meri khata kiya hay...
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2 Sardar ek hi line main banay toilets main bethay thay, dono kay toilets sath sath thay, un main say ek to Qabz tha or doosray ko Loose Motion, Qabz walay sardar nay jab baraber say Phrr Phrr Phat Phat Pritch Pritch Poon ki awazain suni to bebasi say bola : Yahan hum ek Muskurahat ko taras rahay hain or wahan Qehqay pe Qehqay lagaye ja rahay hain.. |