Pathan ki flight mai tabiyet kharab ho gai to air hostess ne pucha
'' R U Suffering from Fever "
Pathan. " NO I m Gulkhan SUFFERING From Karachi To Peshawar "

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ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls
www.momnagull.com

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You.

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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge......?
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

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On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population

But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

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Some thing about me but hardly can find
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