Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Hello friends.Kiyon na aik new thread start kia ja ay. Jis main sab friends apnay favorite funny SMS share karain gay.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant le aa” Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi” Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey, Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai, Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ek ladke ko kya chahiye? Ek ladki jo pyar de, Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye, Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare, Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha. Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua? Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha. Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do. Husband : peche line main lago. :p ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Manu JI, That was good.Bohot achha likha hai aapnai.Aasha hai aap yun hi likhtai rahengai. Take Care, Kavita "Kavita"...bas ek kavita. Toota hua dil aur hoton pai hassi. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Pyaar wo nahi tha jo kisi nai kiya Pyaar woh hai jo koi nibha raha hai. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Maana ki woh log badnaseeb hotai hai Jinhai pyaar milta to hai par woh usai paichaan nahi paatai par woh log aur bhi badnaseeb hotai hai jinhai pyaar milta hai,woh usai paichaaan bhi jaatai hai par paa nahi saktai. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Its better to have loved and lost then to have ever loved before so what if the heart breaks at least you will know LOVE. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 1.Live 2 relax. 2.Love ur bed, its ur temple. 3.Relax in da day, so dat u can sleep at nite. 4.Work is holy, so dnt touch it. 5.Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do da day aftr. 6.Work litle as pssible.Let others do wht needs 2 b done. 7.Dnt worry, nobody died doin nothin, but u cud get hurt at work. 8.If [...] |
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... GIRL (IN A PARTY) EXCUSE ME KIA AAP MERE CHEHRE SE AIK CHEEZ HATA SAKTE HAIN BOY (KHUSH HO K ) HAN HAN BOLO KIA GIRL APNI MANHOOS NAZRAIN :m16: |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Latest Shaytaan ki 4 neshanian.
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Sms of the day Apni SOCH Achi rakhen Agr apko zamin se 1OO rupy milen to kbi apni niyat khrb mt krna Balky masjid k pas wali shop se mre num pr EASY LOAD krwa dena 0k? |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Phone kay rishtay bhi ajeeb hotay hain... balance rakh kar bhi loog ghareeb hotay hain Khud Message karnay ki hotti nahi tofeeq jinko Muft message parhnay kay kitne shokeen hote hain... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Dunia main kabhi kisi achay insan ki talash main mat nikalna . . . . . . . . . . Because . . . . . Main ghar main hei hon ajkal... |
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