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05-12-2009, 08:42 AM
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Contact Number: 03009441339, 03334146191 Program / Discipline: Engineering Class Roll Number: BME-01083029 (The University Of Lahore) | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Quote: 10 PYAAR Bhary SMS.. 1, . 2, . 3, . 4. . 5, . 6, . 7, . 8, . 9, 10 Kuch Nazar Aaya.? Nahi.? PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos kia jata hai...! | payar bhary sms tu nazar aty hain na k wo bhi nahi...
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05-12-2009, 11:32 AM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... MOM OF THE MELENIUM: A girl tells her mom: "I want some fresh air, can i go for a walk ? Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to leave you home by 9 pm. |
05-12-2009, 11:46 AM
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Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Agar koi tumhain kahay
“Oye INSAAN ban Jaao”
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Aik baar koshish Zaroor kar lena ---------- Post added at 12:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:45 PM ---------- Airoplane (to Rocket): Hi! brother.
How can u fly very high speed than me?
Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how........
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07-12-2009, 05:54 PM
| | Contributor | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: City off Lights (Due to Load Shedding) Age: 40
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Ek sardar kay ghar kay bahir name plate pay likha tha, Wife MSC and Husband FSC.. Ek admi nay poocha Sardar Jee ap ki wife ne kis subject main MSC kiya or ap kay FSC main kon kon say subject thay ? Sardar : Subjectan da te menu nai pata, name plate da mutlub aha.. MSC (Mother of Seven Children) FSC (Father of Seven Children) ---------- Post added at 05:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:49 PM ---------- An idea can change your life, but a woman can change your Idea... Moral: Always change woman to change Idea.. What an idea Sir Jee... |
08-12-2009, 02:13 AM
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Contact Number: Push me a PM if you really need Program / Discipline: Alumni Class Roll Number: --- | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...
Kisi ki shakal daikh kar us ka mazaq na urao.
Ho sakta hay kay us ki aap say ziyda GF hon!
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08-12-2009, 03:23 AM
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Contact Number: Removed Program / Discipline: BSIT Class Roll Number: 07-15 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Quote:
Originally Posted by thecool Kisi ki shakal daikh kar us ka mazaq na urao.
Ho sakta hay kay us ki aap say ziyda GF hon! | Aap ki kitni GF hain ..?
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08-12-2009, 05:55 PM
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Program / Discipline: M.Com | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... A popular inspirational speaker said: Best years of my life were spent in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife! Audience was shocked and silence. He added: She was my mother! Audience applause and laughter! ---------- Post added at 06:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:49 PM ---------- Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!
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qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
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10-12-2009, 01:23 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Husband to Wife: Aj tum nay yeh kesa khana banaya hay ? Bilkul Gobar jesa.. Wife: Ya Allah! is admi nay kiya kiya chakh rakha hay.. ---------- Post added at 01:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:06 PM ---------- Boy says to a Pretty girl: "Jan-e-Man is dil main aja! Girl: (Ghusay say) Chappal utaroon kiya ? Boy: Aray pagli aisay hi aja, Masjid thori na hay... |
11-12-2009, 11:31 AM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Teacher to a student: Ap kay Abbu kiya kaam kertay hain ? Student: Meray Abbu KFC kay owner hain! Teacher: WOW thats nice, do you know the meaning of KFC ? Stucent: "KAKA FRUIT CHAT" ---------- Post added at 11:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:20 AM ---------- Ek sharabi bus main sawar howa, to seat per bethay howay ek Molvi Sahab nay kaha: Tum jis rastay per ho woh JAHANUM ki taraf jata hay! Sharabi chillaya: Abay rok ustaad mujhay to NEW KARACHI jana hay.. |
11-12-2009, 06:23 PM
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Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | | Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 1 Memon rastay main ja raha tha kay 1 Chor us kay haath say 10 ka note le ker bhaga... Memon us Chor kay peechay peechay bhaga, 2 Miles tak peecha kernay kay baad bhi jab Chor hath na laga to bola : Ay Allah! is ka sawab Abba Marhoom ko pohoncha... |
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