Funny Cut Piece Khati Mithhi Tehreerain and ashaar,Jokes and Lateefy
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Husband aur Wife Husband aur Wife mein Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:
Ammi mera un se jaghra ho gaya hai main 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun,
Maa boli: usay apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho main 3, 4 mahine k liye aa rahi hon.
15-12-2009, 09:19 AM
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Husband aur Wife Husband aur Wife mein Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:
Ammi mera un se jaghra ho gaya hai main 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun,
Maa boli: usay apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho main 3, 4 mahine k liye aa rahi hon.
15-12-2009, 10:46 AM
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Re: Husband aur Wife
Mara gaya bechara gareeb... Hehaha
15-12-2009, 07:39 PM
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Re: Husband aur Wife
meri hoti tu ati tu sahi zara marna kyoun ha nak mein na dam kr deta tu bat kerti...lolzzzz
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Re: Husband aur Wife
Lolz
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Husband & Wife: Husband:"Kya Tum Ne Mujhay KUTTA Kaha?"
No Answer..
Husband Again Asks.
No Answer..
Then Again He Asks.
Wife:"Nahi Kaha Na,Plz Ab Bhonkna Band Karo...":
05-08-2010, 12:18 PM
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Husband v/s Wife Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
************ ********* ********* *********
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
************ ********* ********* *********
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
************ ** ******* ********* *********
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
************ ********* ********* *********
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Husband vs Wife: Wife:
"tum poori dunya me b dhundo to mujh jesi B.V nahin mily gi"
Husband:
"tum kya samajhti ho, main dusri b tum jesi dhondon ga?";-)
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Husband and Wife
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 95%; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #eff1d5" cellPadding=4><TBODY><TR><TD>Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay.</TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan!
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Husband: What was that for?
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Wife: I found a paper in your
Pocket, with the name Jenny on
it!!!
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Husband: I played a Race last
week and Jenny was the name of
my Horse!!
Wife: Huh ---- Sorry then !!!
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Next day, Wife again hit him with
the Frying Pan !!!
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Husband:
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? :O
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Wife: Your Horse is on the
Phone... :/ :p :D
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