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Husband aur Wife

Husband aur Wife mein Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:

Ammi mera un se jaghra ho gaya hai main 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun,

Maa boli: usay apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho main 3, 4 mahine k liye aa rahi hon.

Husband aur Wife

Re: Husband aur Wife

Mara gaya bechara gareeb... Hehaha

Re: Husband aur Wife

meri hoti tu ati tu sahi zara marna kyoun ha nak mein na dam kr deta tu bat kerti...lolzzzz

Re: Husband aur Wife

Husband:"Kya Tum Ne Mujhay KUTTA Kaha?"

No Answer..

Husband Again Asks.

No Answer..

Then Again He Asks.

Wife:"Nahi Kaha Na,Plz Ab Bhonkna Band Karo...":

Husband v/s Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

Husband vs Wife:

Wife:
"tum poori dunya me b dhundo to mujh jesi B.V nahin mily gi"

Husband:
"tum kya samajhti ho, main dusri b tum jesi dhondon ga?";-)

Husband and Wife

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay.

:niceday:

A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan!
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Husband: What was that for?
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Wife: I found a paper in your
Pocket, with the name Jenny on
it!!!
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Husband: I played a Race last
week and Jenny was the name of
my Horse!!

Wife: Huh ---- Sorry then !!!
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Next day, Wife again hit him with
the Frying Pan !!!
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Husband:

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? :O
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Wife: Your Horse is on the
Phone... :/ :p :D