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**Raheel** · #11 09-03-2010, 03:40 PM

Nobody teach volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,
And
No one teaches how to choose wife
Natural disasters just happen!..

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Never say i failed 1000 times, say that i discovered 1000 ways that can cause failure..

Thomas Edison

Moral: Bay Haya ban jana magar apni galati na man'na..

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A Fact!

What is the heaviest burden of life ?

An empty pocket..

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Mainay kahin suna tha kay khoobsurat cheezain dekhnay say insan khoobsurat ho jata hay...to

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Humaisha meri tasveer apnay pass rakha kero

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Wife: Ap ko meri khoobsurti ziada achi lagti hay ya Aqal Mandi ?

Husband: Begum! mujhay to tumhari yeh mazak kernay ki adat buhut pasand hay..

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Bap nay apnay baitay ki talashi li to us ki pocket say Cigrattes, Charas, Naswar or Katrina Kaif ki kuch tasveerain aur buhut sari girls kay numbers niklay, Bap nay baitay ko buhut mara aur poocha kab say ker rahay ho tum yeh sab ?

Baita (Rotay howay): Abbu mainay ap ki jacket pehni howi hay..

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Thousands of yesterdays go,
Thousands of todays go,
Thousand of tomorrows come,

But the believe of student remain same,

"KAL SAY PAKA PARHAINGAY"

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Wife apnay husband say: Ghar main mehman aa rahay hain aur ghar main sirf dal paki hay, to tum kitchen main ja ker bartan gira dena awaz sun kay main poochongi kiya howa to kehna Begum QORMA gir gaya, phir koi bartan girana main poochongi kiya howa to kehna Begum BIRYANI gir gayee phir main kahoongi acha daal to hay na woh lay ao..

Jab mehman atay hain or husband kitchen main jata hay to bartan girnay ki awaz say wife poochti hay kiya howa ?

Husband: Begum daal he gir gayee..