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**Raheel** · #11 01-03-2010, 07:12 PM

Never think more about the past, its brings tears, Don't think more about the future, its brings fear... Just think about me, its brings Cheers!

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Boy friend to his Girl Friend: Main tumharay ghar gaya tha mujhay nahi lagta kay hamari shadi ho sakay!..

Girl Friend: Kion meray PAPA say milay kiya ?

Boy Friend: Nahi, tumhari BEHEN say..

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Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World..

But..

Maths at least has LOGIC...

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Ek baat hamaisha yaad rakhna zindagi main do cheezain hamaisha qismat walon ko milti hain..

1. Baray kano wali desi bakri...

2. Aseel Murgha..

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Dedicated to my lovely friends...

Hazaron mashgalay hain jo mujhay masroof rakhtay hain,
Magar tum log aisay "DHEET" ho kay phir bhi yad atay ho..

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Wife: Main Driver ko job say nikal rahi hoon, kion kay aj main doosri baar martay martay bachi hoon..

Husband: Begum! us bicharay ko ek moqa aur de do..

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Teacher: "Mainay subha ko ek khoobsurat larki dekhi" is ka future tense batao ?

Student: "Main shaam tak woh larki phansa loonga"..

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Wife: Chiragh lay ker bhi dhoondo gay to mujh jesi Bivi sari duniya main nahi milegi..

Husband: Tumhain kis nay keh diya main doosri bar bhi tumharay jesi dhoondhoonga..

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Wo stop pay thi main dekhta raha...

Himat ki us kay pass gaya,

Kaha "CHANDA"

Usnay foran 10 rs nikalay,

Mainay hairat say kaha yeh kiya ?

Usnay piyar say kaha "CHANDA" or kiya..

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Important Note:

Jab kisi ka accident ho jata hay to Doctors or Staff ko yeh mushkil paish ati hay kay, uskay ghar walon ko kesay inform kiya jaye, is liye Doctors tajveez kertay hain kay har shaks apnay mobile main "ICE" kay naam say us shaks ka number save keray, jisay emergency ki soorat main inform kiya ja sakay..

"ICE" stands for "In case of Emergency"..

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1 Admi ka 1 Crore ka bond nikla, company walon nay socha is tarah achanak batanay say khushi say mar sakta hay, is liye ek Memon employee ko bolay, us ko aisay batao kay us ka Heart Fail na ho...

Memon us admi ko ja ker bola: Farz kero agar tumhara 1 Crore ka Bond nikalta hay to tum kiya kero gay ?

Aadmi: Agar aisa howa to adha tumhain de doonga..

Memon khushi say mar gaya..

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Teacher: What is meant by "I Miss you" ?

Student: Miss is ka matlub hay main tumhari Miss hoon..

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Sardar: Mujhay meri shadi per susral walon say BMW mili..

2nd Sardar: Magar teray pass to koi Car nahi hay..

Sardar: Abay Gadhay! BMW ka matlub "Bohot Moti Biwi"

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Sardar to pathan: Yar shadi kay baad larkion ko begum kion kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Simple, shadi kay baad larkion kay saray ghum larkon ko mil jatay hain or woh Be-Ghum ho jati hain..

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Sardar Police Station aya or aa ker bola: Mujhay Arrest ker lo, mainay apni biwi kay sar per danda mara hay...

Police: Woh mar gayee kiya ?

Sardar: Nahi! isi liye to yahan aya hoon ab meri khair nahi..