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A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .



Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.



Muslim Guy Asks: Wat r u planning?



Bush: Planning World War III



Guy: Really?



Whts Going to Happen?



Bush: Well, this time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF



Guy: katrina kaif..? Why do u want to Kill katrina?



Bush Turns To Obama And Says:



"See, I Told You
No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!!"
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a very bitter truth
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na ye baat nahi hay...
asal main baat yeh hay kay, Jis ka special name liya jaye ga tu wo tu zahir hay us kay baray main har koi pochay ga... kay is person ko special kiyon point out kia ja raha hay
for example agar yahan par katrina ki jaga kisi bhi aur person (Bussh) ka naam aa jata tu lazmi

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is main chapak chapak karnay walay konsi baat hay,
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