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usman_latif_ch 16-12-2009 11:20 PM

A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .



Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.



Muslim Guy Asks: Wat r u planning?



Bush: Planning World War III



Guy: Really?



Whts Going to Happen?



Bush: Well, this time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF



Guy: katrina kaif..? Why do u want to Kill katrina?



Bush Turns To Obama And Says:



"See, I Told You
No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!!"

momna gull 17-12-2009 11:24 AM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
yes this is true
a very bitter truth

.BZU. 17-12-2009 01:34 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 15421)
yes this is true
a very bitter truth

na ye baat nahi hay...
asal main baat yeh hay kay, Jis ka special name liya jaye ga tu wo tu zahir hay us kay baray main har koi pochay ga... kay is person ko special kiyon point out kia ja raha hay
for example agar yahan par katrina ki jaga kisi bhi aur person (Bussh) ka naam aa jata tu lazmi

Quote:

Guy: --------? Why do u want to Kill ---------?
yeh wala jumla bola jata...

Raheel 17-12-2009 02:13 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
:argue:

.BZU. 17-12-2009 02:36 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15430)
:argue:

is main chapak chapak karnay walay konsi baat hay,
hain...
main ghalat likha hay kia?

Raheel 17-12-2009 02:43 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
Maine yeh nahi kaha kay ap nay galat likha hay, kabhi kabhi ap sahi baat bhi likh daiti hain..:giggle:

.BZU. 17-12-2009 02:45 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15440)
Maine yeh nahi kaha kay ap nay galat likha hay, kabhi kabhi ap sahi baat bhi likh daiti hain..:giggle:

nahi meri baat hoti theek hay. but samjhnay walay dair say samjhtay hain...
aur kuch loog tu samjh kar bhi mukar jatay hain...

Raheel 17-12-2009 02:47 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 15443)
nahi meri baat hoti theek hay. but samjhnay walay dair say samjhtay hain...
aur kuch loog tu samjh kar bhi mukar jatay hain...


Har insan apnay baray main yahi soch rakhta hay..

.BZU. 17-12-2009 02:49 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15445)
Har insan apnay baray main yahi soch rakhta hay..

tu aap bata dain, meri ghalat baat...
Jo aap keh rahay hain kay..

Quote:

Maine yeh nahi kaha kay ap nay galat likha hay, kabhi kabhi ap sahi baat bhi likh daiti hain..:giggle:

Raheel 17-12-2009 02:51 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by .bzu. (Post 15443)
nahi meri baat hoti theek hay. But samjhnay walay dair say samjhtay hain...
aur kuch loog tu samjh kar bhi mukar jatay hain...


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