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Join Date: May 2009
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Multi-tasking means screwing up several things at once.
Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows 98?
A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day.
Work faithfully 8 hours a day, and don’t worry because in time you will become the boss and work 12 hours a day and do all the worrying.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between ages 25 and 30 with 40 yrs experience.
A system administrator is like Santa Claus, nobody really knows what he does most of the time.
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