> Officer : What Is Your Name ?
> Candidate : M P. Sir
> Officer : Tell Me Properly
> Candidate : Meraj Paracha Sir
> Officer : Your Father's Name ?
> Candidate : M P. Sir
> Officer : What Does That Mean ?
> Candidate : Mubarak Paracha Sir
> Officer : Your Native Place
> Candidate : M P. Sir
> Officer : Is It Mir Pur ?
> Candidate : No, Majid Pur Sir
> Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
> Candidate : M P. Sir
> Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
> Candidate : Metric Pass
> Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
> Candidate : M P. Sir
> Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
> Candidate : Money Problem Sir
> Officer : Describe Your Personality
> Candidate : M P. Sir
> Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
> Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
> Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
> Candidate : M P. Sir
> Officer : What Is It Now
> Candidate : My Performance....?
> Officer : Mp !!!
> Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
> Officer : Mentally Puncture
> --~--~---------~--~----~------
> Finally candidate said Sir MP
> Officer what d does this mean?
> Candidate Sir "Mitti Pao"
>

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