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Old 17-09-2009, 09:41 AM
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Default Laloo Parasad's appointment letter..

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.


Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference……
'Bhaiyon aur Bahno, aap ko jaan kar khussi hogee k hum ka Amereecwa mein naukria mil gayee hai..' Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued jubilantly...... 'Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter parrkar sunaongaa ? Par letter angrezee main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Kahat hai K:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee Jaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyvad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilwa phataakwala.
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