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Not Matter The Gr8 Sardar English Joke

The Gr8 Sardar

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.


From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.


First player came from Germany.

He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes our very own Santa Singh.

He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.


He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away. Then the judge asked "Kya Santa Singh Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Santa replied, "Ud to gya, per AB kabhi baap nahi banega"


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