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Forum: Mobile Stuff 28-04-2010, 10:16 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
Forum: Mobile Stuff 02-04-2010, 04:30 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

smile to old
means respect


smile to kids
means innocense


smile to friends
means care
Forum: Mobile Stuff 24-03-2010, 03:30 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Pathan: Doctor Sahib chashma lga k hum Akhbar parh sake ga na?
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Doctor: Haan, bilkul...!
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Pathan: Phir theek hy.
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Warna un-parh ki zindgi b koi zindgi hy
Forum: Mobile Stuff 19-03-2010, 01:03 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Kash koi ?exam result? ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete?
Forum: Mobile Stuff 17-03-2010, 03:20 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Forum: Mobile Stuff 17-03-2010, 02:03 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

2 Nalaiq Student Exam k baad

1st:
Yar Paper Konsa Tha?

2nd:
Maths ka

1st
Matlab tu Paper Ker k Aya hai
Forum: Mobile Stuff 12-03-2010, 06:13 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Maine apne ghar walo ko sub kuch bata dia hai.
wo man gaye hai.
Tum b bata do.
wo b maan jayege
k
k
K
Forum: Mobile Stuff 22-02-2010, 12:35 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 20-02-2010, 11:22 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

I like people like you
who like others like me
and make the others like me
to like others like you. http://www.smsglitz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif
Think again & again....
Forum: Mobile Stuff 11-02-2010, 06:26 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Answer this and prove that u r intelligent

Black is a colour
White is also a color

But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!


WHY?
Forum: Mobile Stuff 06-02-2010, 03:12 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Nikkah ke baad larka molvi se :kitni fee hui

molvi: bewi ki khobsurati ko mad e nazar rakhtay huwey
de du beta

larka: ye lo Rs10

achanak hawa chali aur larki ka naqaab uth gaya...

molvi:...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 04-02-2010, 05:09 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

I never expect other’s to miss me.
But I will always drop my SMS into their Inbox to show:
I still remember them,
with or without their Love..

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 02-02-2010, 01:57 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

shaan iz remaking titanic with some changes
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in the end he doesnt die but swims across the ocean with heroin in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 25-01-2010, 03:30 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Height of Mess!!
You take blade and write your lover’s name on your arm.
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Forum: Mobile Stuff 20-01-2010, 03:10 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Aik Pathan ka hath machine main aa kar kut gaya



Us kay dost afsoos karnay kay liyay aai aur kahnay lagay



Shukar karo kay tumhara seedha hath nahin kuta
Forum: Mobile Stuff 13-01-2010, 06:36 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Forum: Mobile Stuff 09-01-2010, 01:25 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

The secret of a happy married life.
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Forum: Mobile Stuff 24-12-2009, 03:45 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…

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Forum: Mobile Stuff 22-12-2009, 12:16 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

“OYE”
Message Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
M
MA
MAA
MAAA
MAARZI Bhai !
Naa Bhej
Forum: Mobile Stuff 19-12-2009, 05:54 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

to or kia ab banda apnay birth day waley din bhi parhay
Forum: Mobile Stuff 19-12-2009, 11:31 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Pathan ki flight mai tabiyet kharab ho gai to air hostess ne pucha
'' R U Suffering from Fever "
Pathan. " NO I m Gulkhan SUFFERING From Karachi To Peshawar "
Forum: Mobile Stuff 08-12-2009, 05:55 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
He added:
She was my mother!
Audience applause...
Forum: Mobile Stuff 05-12-2009, 11:46 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

Agar koi tumhain kahay
“Oye INSAAN ban Jaao”
Tou
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Forum: Mobile Stuff 25-11-2009, 11:44 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

10 PYAAR Bhary SMS..
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Forum: Mobile Stuff 24-11-2009, 05:57 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 33,112
Posted By momna gull
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...

wats da different between men and batteries?
Ans: batteries atleast have a positve side

4 Dost
1 american
1 arabian
1 british
or
1 sardar from punjab.
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