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**.BZU.** · #1 19-04-2010, 12:31 AM

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.
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Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!
Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
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Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
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Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
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Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”