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**Raheel** · #11 25-02-2010, 01:39 PM

January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My
feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me!!!!

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When u feel lonely and alone &
cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.

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Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds......
Open your eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

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I wrote your name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote your name in my heart.............
i got an HEART ATTACK

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your smile can be compared to a flower
your voice can be
compared to a cuckoo
your innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

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when I ask u flower,
you give me bouquet

When I ask u a stone
you give me a statue

When I ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE YOU REALLY DEAF?

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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

It

Functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..