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Old 27-12-2009, 04:16 PM
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IzraelTook d Man in Hell. There he saw that Ghandhi Ji Dancing With Bipasha..

Man: Ghandhi ji ki Saza itni Mazaydar kion hai?

Izrael: Saza to Bipasha ko Mili rahi hai..
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frishton ko tu baksh dayn...un k baray mein tu jokes mat likhain

jannat dozakh mazak tu nahi ha jahan yon hota ha
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frishton ko tu baksh dayn...un k baray mein tu jokes mat likhain

jannat dozakh mazak tu nahi ha jahan yon hota ha
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Its was just a joke ager hum jokes pe seriously discuss karne bethen ge to koi bhi joke kabhi hansae ga nahi kionke her joke kahin na kahin kisi ki feelings se attach hota he ..., ap log khud pehle tamam jokes ko analyze karen phir critisize karen but m appreciate and respect your opinions, so next time i 'll be care ful about that...
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Old 02-01-2010, 12:54 PM
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jokes insanon mein hoty hain allah yan allah k friston k sath nahi....

agar aesa ha tu Allah k bary mein bhi banow bohat shoq ha na jokes ka phir khud jawab dena wahan ja kr

or agar koi joke bhi kisi ki feelings ko hurt kerta ha tu aesa joke joke nahi hota
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sub jantay hai k Farishtay Masoom hotay hain wo koi gunah nahi kertay phir bhi Allah Tabarak Ta'ala ne Insano ko hi Ashraf ul Makhlooqat ka darja diya hai yani Allah ki banai huui Her Makhluuq se Awwal darja bani NOu Insan ka hai
phir kia waja Hai UsMan Sahib k aap ne Insan per banaye hue jokes ko sahi Qarar dia
Halan k Nayab ne aaap Logon ko ye keh bhi diya k wo ainda Aisay Jokes nahi Likhain gi phir Bhi aaap Is baat k peechay Pad gaye hain
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mera ye khayal he ke joke ko samajhne ka sense shayad nahi he apke paas usman sahib ... wese mene jab keh dia tha ainda men careful rahongi uske bawajood jab apka reply parha to laga ke apto larne ke mood men hen so,, men apko batati chaloon k khudanakhowasta wo joke Allah ya uske farishtoon ke bare men nahi tha wo joke indian leader and actress pe tha ...,joke ko explain karna parhe to wo joke nahi rehta but mujhe aesa karna para kionke yahan kuch log jokes ya story ke moral pe nahi jate words ko pakarte hen ... ya meri language unke lia unknown rahi hogi ,,
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tu banaow na Allah pr banaow Allah k nabiyoun pr banaow farishton pr bhi banaow jab apko bat smjh he nahi aa rahi tu mein kya kahon ab....bas larna ha fazool mein apny
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muje bhi ladna nahi hai
or Allah ka shukar hai k main aise koi jokes banati bhi nahi hun jo kisi ko bhi hurt kerain
main sirf aap ko ye ahsaas dila rahi thi k jokes wo honay chahiyen jis se koi bhi hurt na ho chahey wo insaan per hi kion na ho
or aap to jokes kia apni fuzull ki ladai se bhi sirf logon ko hurt hi ker rahay hain
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lar nahi raha kuch kehnay smjhnay ki kooshish kr raha tha but but....

khair chorain janab merzi ha yahan tu kuch kehna bhi larai he lagta ha....itna tu zoq ha jokes ka k bas bat bhi larai lagti ha...
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