Should Have told me Earlier

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you FROM Karachi ?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM Karachi. Come man, no one can treat you better than me..

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hahaha....ya karachi walon se Confrm karna paray ga.....

mommna gul and raheel... are the karachi waly...

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mere coulegues main se most of karachites nahi hain
and they want to become like us we are devoted to each and every thing we beong to and that is why Karachi is controbuting 60% of whole country.
and this is not only because of karachites but outsiders too are contributing to make this happen
we Karachites welcome other cities peoples and make them comfirtable.
and this Joke has very bitter truth that although we are struggling for our country, cities and relations we are treated like we are not human being. and this is the reality

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ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls
www.momnagull.com

iraday den k pukhta hon Nazar jen ke Khuda par ho
Talatum Khayz Mojon se Wo Ghabraya ni kartay........

Kaash mein bhi Karachi mein hota hehehe

oye hoye....

hazaaron khawaaishen aisi ki har khwaish pe dam nikle..
bahut nikle........

jaane dijiye...

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Some thing about me but hardly can find
http://www.muzammilbashir.com/

mein waise karachi ek month raha hn ....... mujhy acha nahi laga karachi
logon ka pata nahi milty tu kuch keh sakta tha...... karachi k kam or zada tu pathan he milty hain wahan jahan b jaow hotels, lories, resturants all and every where

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karachi_City

---------- Post added at 05:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:22 PM ----------

http://www.karachicity.gov.pk/

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ladkian kaanch ki chorion ki tarah hoti hai
qaim rahain to shaan badhati hain.
Or ager toot jaen to koi bhi unhen samait ker apne hath zakhmi nahi kerta
dedicated to all girls
www.momnagull.com

yeh kya or kis liye............??

---------- Post added at 04:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:26 PM ----------

karachi ki statistics sair k liye....

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