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**Raheel** · #1 16-02-2010, 03:16 PM

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in N Hospitals Greater Glasgow, Scotland:

1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.*

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.*

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.*

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.*

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.*

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.*

7.. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.*

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.*

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.*

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.*

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.*

12. She is numb from her toes down.*

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.*

14. The skin was moist and dry.*

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.*

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.*

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.*

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.*

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.*

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.*

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.*

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.*

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.*

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.*

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.*

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities*

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.*

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.*
29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.*

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.*

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.*

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.*

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.*