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Sentences typed by Medical Secretaries.. These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in N Hospitals Greater Glasgow, Scotland: 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.* 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.* 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.* 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.* 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.* 6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.* 7.. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.* 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.* 9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.* 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.* 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.* 12. She is numb from her toes down.* 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.* 14. The skin was moist and dry.* 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.* 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.* 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.* 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.* 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.* 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.* 21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.* 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.* 23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.* 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.* 25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.* 26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities* 27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.* 28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.* 29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.* 30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.* 31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.* 32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.* 33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.* |
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