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Old 08-05-2009, 03:35 PM
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Default Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif Joke

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Once Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif were
travelling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident
and all three of them died.

An Angel was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of
death. He asks MUSHARAF and Zardari to go to HEAVEN. But,
for Nawaz Sharief, Angel had already decided that he should
be sent to HELL. Nawaz Sharief is not at all happy with this
decision. He asks Angel as to why this discrimination is
being made. All the three of them had served the public.
Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions,
etc. Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective
evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just
based on opinion or preconceived notions. Angel agrees to
this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.

MUSHARAF is asked to spell “
PAKISTAN” and he
does it correctly. Zardari is asked to spell “
ENGLAND
" and he too passes. It is Nawaz Sharief's turn and
he is asked to spell “
CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Nawaz
Sharief protests that he doesn't know English. He says
this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and
thus forced to fail with false intent.

Angel then agrees to conduct a written test in Urdu (to
give another chance assuming that Nawaz Sharief should at
least feel that Urdu would provide an equal platform for all
three). MUSHARAF is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW
BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.

Zardari is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN
MYAUN". He too passes. Nawaz Sharief is asked to write
"BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ." Tough one. He fails
again. Nawaz Sharief is extremely unhappy. Having been a
student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Angel says OK but this would be the last chance and that he
would not take any more tests.

MUSHARAF is asked: "When did
Pakistan get Independence
?". He replied "1947" and passed. Zardari is
asked "How many people died during the independence
struggle?". He gets nervous. Angel asked him to choose
from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Zardari
catches it and says 200,000 and passes..

It's Nawaz Sharief's turn now.
Angel asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the
200,000 who died in the struggle. Nawaz Sharief accepts
defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW
YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

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Default Re: Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif Joke

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But Nawaz Sharif k sath boht hi sakhti nahi berti gayi kya......

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Old 10-05-2009, 12:49 AM
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jee sahi kaha app na bicharay kay sath kuch zada hi buri hoi ha lakin is hi ko tou politics game khety hain. wo app na kahawat tou suni hi ho ge " Every thing is fair in love and War."
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jee sahi kaha app na bicharay kay sath kuch zada hi buri hoi ha lakin is hi ko tou politics game khety hain. wo app na kahawat tou suni hi ho ge " Every thing is fair in love and War."
yes in love and war but not is politics
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