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Old 04-01-2010, 04:19 PM
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HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS!




A definition of globalization that
I can understand and to which I now can relate:



Question
:
What is the truest definition
of Globalization?
Answer
:
Princess Diana's death.


Question
:
How come?


Answer
:
An English princess

with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,

riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on

Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),

followed
closely by

Italian Paparazzi,

on
Japanese motorcycles,

treated
by an American doctor,

using

Brazilian medicines.

This is sent by

a Canadian,

And forwarded to you by
A Nepali
using
American Bill Gates' technology,

and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,

that
uses Taiwanese chips,

and

a
Korean monitor,
assembled by

Bangladeshi
workers

in a
Singapore plant,

transported
by Indian

truck drivers,

hijacked
by Indonesians,

unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... . ..

That,my friends,
is Globalization!
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ap nepali hain
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Old 04-01-2010, 05:57 PM
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No Dear i am not nepali. I am pure pakistani. Actually the person who send me this is nepali. Hope you understand.
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thodi bohat editing bh kerdia kijeye to hum sawal nahi kerain gey phir
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yeh bhi Cp technology ha
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cp technology to hamari youth ko lazy ker rahi hai
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cp technology to hamari youth ko lazy ker rahi hai
Yeh is liye bhi ho sakta hay, kay furqan bhai, kisi ki mehnat par apna naam nahi likhana chahatay hongay. isliye shyad unhon nay us ka naam rehnay diya hoga...


But font size ko kam az kam change karna chahiye tha, itni Moota text...
Mujhay lag raha hay kay saari headings hay...
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BZU is right. I don't want to write my name in some one else quote. The other thing you mention here to change the font. I will keep it in mind next time.
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kuc ziada hi positive soch lia hai
ager kisi or k qoute ko apna nahi likhna tha to dear us great banday ka nam hi bata do jis ne ye qoute likha hai
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