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Nice topic Here are some sayings from School.....smile!

Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
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Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student:
'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher:
'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
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Student: 'My name is Sunlight.



Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student:
'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:
'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student:
'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."



Teacher:
What happened in 1869?
Student:
Gandhiji was born.
Teacher:
What happened in 1873?
Student:
Gandhiji was four years old.



Teacher:
What is the full form of maths?
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Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher:
Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student:
BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student:
A holiday


Teacher:
'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '


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Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'



Teacher:
How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher:
How is it possible?
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Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)




Teacher:
There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student:
32 yrs.
Teacher:
How do you know?
Student:
Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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