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Old 10-05-2009, 04:43 AM
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Poetry If Bollywood Film star work for call centers If Bollywood Film star work for call centers..... ...


If Bollywood Film star work for call centers..... ...

Imagine the calls.


Amitabh

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte
mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek
customer care hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere
baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko
laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal
diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere
haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere
bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.



Dharmendra

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. .
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste
and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke
saamne nahi naachna



Shatru

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya
hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh. .. seedhi tarah bolde issue
kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!! !


Asrani

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein
phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke
rep hain..haahhaaa


Kestu Mukherji

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye. ...
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya
problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon..
Police mien report likha...


Bindu

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo
bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Customer: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. ....


Shakti

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu... mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank
you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha
sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..


Mehmood

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji..
Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to
dyeva hai...


Ajit

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta
hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de
denge to hamein manage kaun karega....


Gabbar

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA ....Jo dargaya wo
maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar
hai


Prem Chopra

Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem
chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice
khud dhoondle


Rajkumar

Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti
hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne
ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in
10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager
humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai
manager... manager se hum nahi...

And at last ............ ......


Sharukh

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....
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very funny.. hehhehe...
heheheh......show biz wale tu khud he lateefe hain...thanks for sharing brother
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