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Should have told me earlier (joke) Should Have told me Earlier Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: Doctor: OK. Tell me. Man: I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse I go to work running like a deer I work all the day like a donkey I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife Doctor: are you FROM Karachi ? Man: Yes Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM Karachi. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.. |
Re: Should have told me earlier (joke) hahaha....ya karachi walon se Confrm karna paray ga..... |
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Re: Should have told me earlier (joke) mere coulegues main se most of karachites nahi hain and they want to become like us we are devoted to each and every thing we beong to and that is why Karachi is controbuting 60% of whole country. and this is not only because of karachites but outsiders too are contributing to make this happen we Karachites welcome other cities peoples and make them comfirtable. and this Joke has very bitter truth that although we are struggling for our country, cities and relations we are treated like we are not human being. and this is the reality |
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Talatum Khayz Mojon se Wo Ghabraya ni kartay........ Love u Karachi and Karachites..... |
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hazaaron khawaaishen aisi ki har khwaish pe dam nikle.. bahut nikle........ jaane dijiye... :wink: |
Re: Should have told me earlier (joke) mein waise karachi ek month raha hn ....... mujhy acha nahi laga karachi logon ka pata nahi milty tu kuch keh sakta tha...... karachi k kam or zada tu pathan he milty hain wahan jahan b jaow hotels, lories, resturants all and every where |
Re: Should have told me earlier (joke) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karachi_City ---------- Post added at 05:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:22 PM ---------- http://www.karachicity.gov.pk/ |
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