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Globalization (funny)

HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS!

A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.

Question:
How come?

Answer:
An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent by
a Canadian,
And forwarded to you by
A Nepali
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... . ..
That,my friends,is Globalization!

Re: Globalization (funny)

ap nepali hain

Quote:

And forwarded to you by
A Nepali

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No Dear i am not nepali. I am pure pakistani. Actually the person who send me this is nepali. Hope you understand.
Thanks,

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16199)

ap nepali hain

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thodi bohat editing bh kerdia kijeye to hum sawal nahi kerain gey phir

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yeh bhi Cp technology ha

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cp technology to hamari youth ko lazy ker rahi hai

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Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16217)

cp technology to hamari youth ko lazy ker rahi hai

Yeh is liye bhi ho sakta hay, kay furqan bhai, kisi ki mehnat par apna naam nahi likhana chahatay hongay. isliye shyad unhon nay us ka naam rehnay diya hoga...

But font size ko kam az kam change karna chahiye tha, itni Moota text...
Mujhay lag raha hay kay saari headings hay...

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BZU is right. I don't want to write my name in some one else quote. The other thing you mention here to change the font. I will keep it in mind next time.:008:

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Yeh is liye bhi ho sakta hay, kay furqan bhai, kisi ki mehnat par apna naam nahi likhana chahatay hongay. isliye shyad unhon nay us ka naam rehnay diya hoga...

hehe...positive thinking

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kuc ziada hi positive soch lia hai
ager kisi or k qoute ko apna nahi likhna tha to dear us great banday ka nam hi bata do jis ne ye qoute likha hai :)