16-02-2011, 03:48 PM
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 | M.Arsalan Qureshi | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Garden Town, Multan Cantt
Posts: 616
Program / Discipline: BSTS Class Roll Number: 09-31 | |
 Sardar ji Funny Sms.
Frnd 2 Sardar:
Sardar Ji Kya Bat Hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa Rahi Hain
Sardar Ji: Fakhar Se!
Yara Aaj Ham Apni Baji ka Mobile Lay Aaya Hai
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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
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Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
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