01-01-2011, 09:13 PM
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 | | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: near Govt College of Science Multan Pakistan
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 Beware of Online Chat
Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - (Online chat).
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk).
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.
Manager: Could u write a program for me who generates nth prime number, given value of n. would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, I back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... Keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work....
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick peoples these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.
Ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM...!!
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!! |