 Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections...
Aurat ki zindagi Lambi, Hansti, Muskurati or tension say azad kion hoti hay ?
Q kay Aurat ki koi Bivi nahi hoti..
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Husband & Wife are like two wheels of a vehicle..
If one gets punctured, the vehicle can't move further..
So,
Intelligent Men always keep spare wheel..
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Cute secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin..
Colleague asked: What happened ?
She replied: He asked are you free tonight ?
I said yes & bastard gave me 50 Pages to type..
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Zalim dehshatgardon ki darindgi ka ek aur jeeta jagta saboot;
Mingora, Sawat main Jahanzeb College kay samnay 5 massom students say Gun Point per Naswar cheen li..
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Koi Piyar kernay wala agar dukh day, aur ap ki ankhon main aansu aa jayen to..
Is yaqeen kay sath aansu saaf kerna kay ab is ki aisi ki taisi ker deni hay..
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Stages of Marriages..
1. MAD FOR EACH OTHER.
2. MADE FOR EACH OTHER..
3. MAD DUE TO EACH OTHER..
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Jeevan kay mushkil, kathin or pathreelay raston per koun ap ka sath dega ?
Mummy / Papa
Nahi
Husband / Wife
Nahi
Brother / Sister
Nahi
Sirf or Sirf ap ki Chappal..
A message by BATA Shoes..
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Ek aadmi dairy shop per gaya or bola: Ek kilo bhains ka doodh daina..
Shopkeeper: Janab ap ka bartan chota hay..
Aadmi: Acha to chalo bakri ka he de do..
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Ek Teacher ka group photo bana,
2nd day teacher bachon ko photo dikhatay howay kehnay lagin.. Jab tum log baray ho jao gay to is tasveer ko dekho gay or kaho gay kay yeh Erum hay jo America chali gayee hay, Yeh Sana hay jo ab London chali gayee hay, or yeh Qassim hay jo ab Boorha ho chuka hay..
Is per Qassim ki hat gayee woh bola: Or yeh hamari Miss hain jo ab Intiqal ker gayee hain..
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5 Years
50 Subjects
500 Practicals
5000 Lectures
50000 Insults
A normal Human Being can't do all this.. The remaining abnormals are called DOCTORS..
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India Walo! yad rakho agar next IPL main Pakistani Khilarion ko nahi khilaya..
to
Shaikh Rasheed abhi KUNWARA hay..
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Ek Larki nay ek Larkay ko adhi rat ko sms kiya: Ghar aa jao ghar per koi nahi hay..
Larka chala gaya waqayee ghar per koi nahi tha..
Taala laga howa tha..
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Bapu nay bola: Izzat kerni hay to WIFE ki kero,
Khayal rakhna hay to WIFE ka rakho,
Piyar kerna hay to WIFE say kero,
Magar kis ki WIFE ? Saala yeh Bapu nay nahi bataya..
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Types of smells in Bedroom after marriage..
1st Three Months (Perfumes and Flowers)
After Three Years (Baby Powder, Cream and Lotion)
After 30 Years (Vicks & Iodex)
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Most Intelligent Statement..
I am not scared of proposing a girl, but i am scared about, what would happen if she agrees..
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---------- Post added at 03:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:23 PM ----------
The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"
The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"
And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"
And Little Johnny replied, "Homework and lessons.!"
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