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**Raheel** · #79 15-03-2010, 01:35 PM

What an Idea Sir Jee!

To save papers exams should be taken on mobiles instead of sheets because students have more typing speed than writing speed..

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We pronounce 21 as Twenty One,
31 as Thirty One,
41 as Forty One,
51 as Fifty One,
61 as Sixty One,

Thank why not 11 as Onety One ?

Objection by Back Bencher's Association..

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Flirting is the only job in the world, that boy can not include in their CV.. Despite having years of experience and number of references..

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Father to his son: Jao baita meray liye ek Glass Pani lay kay ao.

Son: Nahi Abu main nahi ja raha main game khail raha hoon..

Another Son: Chorain abbu yeh to hay he badtameez, ap khud ja kay Pani pee lain or ek Glass meray liye bhi letay ayen..

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Class main teacher nay kaha: Jo stupid hay woh khara ho jaye, ek bacha khara ho gaya..

Teacher: Kiya tum stupid ho ?

Bacha: Nahi madam ap akaili khari thi mujhay acha nahi laga..

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Lady to Doctor: Mera baita motorcycle say gir gaya hay..

Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English..

Lady: My Londa is Gironda from Hero Honda..

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Sardar to Doctor: Ap nay Nurse buhut achi rakhi hay, us ka hath lagtay he main theek ho gaya

Doctor: Janta hoon, thapar ki awaz yahan tak ayee thi..

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An Ant might be small, but it can bite on your hip..

Can you,

Bite on Ant's hip ?

Moral: Kamzor samajh ker no Panga...

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Mehmaan: Main jab chaye peeta hoon to ap ki Billi mera moun kion dekhti hay ?

Maizban: Yeh buhut chalak hay, apna piyala pehchan laiti hay..

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Baba Ranchorddas on Dosti:

Kabhi bhi dost kay peechay mat bhago, agar bhagna he hay to hamaisha us ki Girl Friend kay peechay bhago, Dost jhak mar kay bhi tumharay peechay ayega..

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Garmiyan aa gayee hain dosto, Apnay sar per geela or thanda kapra rakhna, Dimag per sooraj ki kirnain bilkul mat parnay daina, kion kay bhoosa jaldi aag pakerta hay..

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Sachi Mohabbat kiya hay ?

Jab ap kay Mehboob ki naak beh rahi ho, or ap usay chat lain or apko us ka zaiqa Rafhan Custard jesa lagay to samajh laina you are in Love..

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What a winning Attitude..

3 Ants saw an Elephant coming,

Ant 1: We will kill him..

Ant 2: We will break his legs..

Ant 3: Forgive him guyz he is alone and we are 3..

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Doctor to Pathan: Tumhari sehat kharab hay is liye behtar hay kay tum Cigrrate Noshi chor do..

Pathan: Yeh nahi ho sakta doctor! Cigratte hum phir bhi chor day ga magar Noshi hamara biwi hay..

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Life of a Student..

Josh hay Hosh nahi,
Wallet hay Paisay nahi,
Attendance hay Lecture nahi,
Mobile hay Balance nahi,
Exam hay Tension nahi,
Parhna hay Mood nahi..

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Husband: Tum say shadi ker kay mujhay ek faida to howa..

Wife: (Khush ho ker) konsa faida ?

Husband: Mujhay meray gunahon ki saza duniya main he mil gayee..

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Aj mainay ek jan bachayee..

Wo aisay kay mainay ek faqeer say poocha agar tujhay 1000 ka note doon to tu kiya keray ga ?
Us nay kaha main khushi say mar jaunga.. Main bola: Ja nahi daita..

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using Neither Nor ?

Student: When Girls wear tight fitting dresses Neither they are comfortable Nor we are..