Munna Bhai: Aay Circuit! "Yeh apnay Ghandi Jee Qameez kion nahi pehentay thay" ?
Circuit: Bhai bolay to! "Gandhi Jee bhi apnay zamanay kay Salman Khan thay"
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Teacher in Computer Class: What are the 3 latest versions of JAVA ?
Student: Mar JAVA, Mit JAVA, Lut JAVA..... Ishq main dil kiya jaan bhi, nam teray ker JAVA O JAVA JAVA.
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A Woman was kidnapped and Kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded for money...
Husband replied: I want more proof 